Funny Happy Halloween Quotes
Double, double toil and trouble;
fire burn and cauldron bubble.
_William Shakespeare - "Macbeth"

Where there is no imagination
there is no horror
_ Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
_ Edgar Allan Poe, "The Raven"

The blood is life.
_ Bram Stoker "Dracula"
Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!"
_ Dexter Kozen

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween.
_ Author Unknown
Funny Happy Halloween Sayings
Eat, drink and be scary!
Ghostly Greetings!
Halloween is a real treat
Have a fang-tastic night
Happy Haunting!
Have a bootiful Halloween
Don't be a scaredy cat
I witch you a Happy Halloween
Stop in for a spell
Please park all brooms at the door
Caution! Witch Crossing
Boo to you from our crew
If you want a tasty sweet...
Be sure to holler trick or treat!
halloween jokes and riddles:

What do you get when you divide the circumference
of your jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?
_Pumpkin ∏

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wanda Witch!
Wanda Witch who?
_ Wanda Witch you a Happy Halloween!

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
_ Boo-berry pie with ice scream!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
_ Because he had no-body to go with!
Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together?
_ Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

Know why mummies never reveal their true age?
_ 'Cause they like to keep it under wraps.
How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
_ Because of the coffin!
What do spiders do for fun on Halloween?
_ Surf the web!

Know how Frankenstein likes his potatoes?
_ Monster-mashed!