Funny Happy Halloween Quotes

Double, double toil and trouble;

fire burn and cauldron bubble. 

_William Shakespeare - "Macbeth"

Where there is no imagination

there is no horror

_ Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing,

Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.

_ Edgar Allan Poe, "The Raven"

The blood is life.

_ Bram Stoker "Dracula"

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,

Voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!" 

_ Dexter Kozen

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,

May luck be yours on Halloween.

_ Author Unknown

Funny Happy Halloween Sayings 

Eat, drink and be scary!

Ghostly Greetings!

Halloween is a real treat

Have a fang-tastic night

Happy Haunting!

Have a bootiful Halloween

Don't be a scaredy cat

I witch you a Happy Halloween

Stop in for a spell

Please park all brooms at the door

Caution! Witch Crossing

Boo to you from our crew

If you want a tasty sweet...

Be sure to holler trick or treat!

halloween jokes and riddles:

What do you get when you divide the circumference

of your jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?

_Pumpkin ∏

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Wanda Witch!

Wanda Witch who?

_ Wanda Witch you a Happy Halloween!

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

_ Boo-berry pie with ice scream!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?

_ Because he had no-body to go with!

Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together?

_ Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

Know why mummies never reveal their true age?

_ 'Cause they like to keep it under wraps.

How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?

_ Because of the coffin!

What do spiders do for fun on Halloween?

_ Surf the web!

Know how Frankenstein likes his potatoes?

_ Monster-mashed!